Giving up a few things this week

June 27, 2006

This week I’m giving up two things.

1) Eating at night
2) Masturbating

Giving up each of these things is immensly difficult. I always get hungry after I brush my teeth (brushed at 11pm), and I whenever I have nothing to do, I break out the porn.

I am giving up the masturbation because of the fact that every time i jack off, something bad happens, and each day i avoid it, i build up a good luck strain. So, I figure if I give it up for a week or two, I’ll have enough good luck to pull of something really awesome. In addition to that, I always feel better in the middle of the day if I haven’t looked at porn or anything like that.

You might ask “Why are you giving it up now?” . Well, tonight I was riding my bike through the woods, and I ran into a guy I knew several years ago. His name’s Matt Zimmerman, and he’s wanted to beat my head flat ever since he got the idea that I stole his cell phone. During our original encounter, he forced me to take the blame for his missing cell phone, and said he would beat me up and kill me with his friends if I didn’t. so, I took the blame, and agreed to pay him for his new phone. This encounter was back when I was a teenager, and this forced me to become a recluse for fear that he and his friends would murder me if they found me out in public.

Well, Tonight i just saw him, and biked away before he could say anything. I did get kind of pissed off at myself for not saying anything. So, it’s my plan to build up a strain of good luck by not masturbating, and tell him to fuck off to his face some time after a week has passed.

Hopefully this plan works out. The guy certainly deserves it for fucking up my life so bad.

As for why i’m giving up the late night eating… I just need to, that’s all. I want to lose this weight faster, and I think this will help. My current weight is 230, so I did pass my 50 pound mark. I need to lose more faster though.

In other news, I plan on visiting the fireworks/carnival this weekend. I hope to get some photos of the fireworks, but I”m not sure if the weather will be camera safe. So, We’ll just see how the weather is on sunday. The carnival should be fun though. All the carnies have filled up the parking lot by the pond in orion with their Rv’s and such. I Think they’ll start setting up some time later this week.

Here’s a picture of me. Some people have said I don’t look ugly anymore. Huzzah for that.

17 Responses to “Giving up a few things this week”

  1. Krista Antonini Says:

    THE JACK-OFFS ARE A BAND.
    (AND DON’T WORRY LITTLE BUDDY, THAT’S WHAT WHITE PEOPLE DO)

  2. Krista Antonini Says:

    YOU LOOK ALL PISSED-OFF IN THAT PHOTO. IT ISN’T THE BEST PICTURE, I WOULDN’T ADVISE VIEWING.

  3. Krista Antonini Says:

    THAT’S WHY YOU USE THOSE PHOTO LIGHTING TRICKS TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BETTER.

  4. Krista Antonini Says:

    MASTERBATE
    YO DUMB-ASS IT’S MASTER-BAIT AS IN JAIL-BAIT, IDIOT.

  5. Krista Antonini Says:

    A SWINGER
    A SWINGER IS A PERSON WHO SWINGS ON A SWINGSET. I’VE HAD PEOPLE TRY AND CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE BUT IT IS REALLY A PERSON (OR KID) WHO SWINGS ON A SWINGSET.

  6. Krista Antonini Says:

    FELIX THE CAT
    FELIX THE CAT IS KIDDIE PORN THAT IS WHY THE FREAKSHOW ADULT GIVES IT TO THE KID AND INSISTS THAT THE KID IS INTO PORN.

  7. Krista Antonini Says:

    HEAD / GAME: MO
    #1- Polish man grabs my left butt cheek in a bar where I start work
    #2- “Grandma” (step-in-law) Finnish lady lifts up my shirt in fron of my dad at her kitchen table
    #3- Polish/Italian girl (relative) grabs my boobs while I am typing on this blog at a relatives house
    #4- Previous to #3, Italian guy (married relative) threatens to expose himself in a public resturant in Ann Arbor, Michigan
    #5- 3 relatives threaten to expose themselves at their own sister/sister-in-laws kitchen/dining room table.
    -the polish guy from the bar had to apoligise, which he did.
    RATIONALE: #1- That is why they are Polish and that is what they mean by “bye”-polar.

  8. Krista Antonini Says:

    LOGIC AND RATIONALE OF CRIMINALS
    A murder does not believe that murder is murder.
    A rapist does not believe that rape is rape.
    A thief does not believe that stealing is theft.
    A liar does not believe that lying is lying.
    Therefore, they do not believe in crime at all. ie. they are “hip”.

    PSYCHIE AND PSYCHOLOGY
    To dig deep into the psychie means to scoop out someones brains and to put them into a bowl.
    With drug the bowl is their skull, hence it is “hip”.

    Heart cross-hairs
    quadrant I – rt. atrium
    quadrant II – left atrium
    quadrant III – rt. ventricle
    quadrant IV – left ventricle
    * the four chambers of the heart match up with the four quadrants of a graph.

    INTERRIGATION AT 5 YEARS OLD
    Relatives interrigating me at 5 years old.
    “What does your dad do for a living” wife of white guy from another family ie not a “blood” (their term)
    “Makes deals” my, krista antonini, reply
    “Does your dad wear a suit?”same family member asks.
    “yea,….” my reply
    etc.
    *these are the same people that sing “happy birthday, we’re going to kill you…”

    DEATH THREATS
    Dawson threatens Krista Antonini (“blood”)
    Dezio threatens Frank Antonini (“blood”)
    Dezio threatens Victor Dezio (wife)

    *THIS IS WHY I AM THE RETARDED, MENTAL, LOOSE, FREAK SHOW.

    THE AFORE MENTIONED DEZIO/DAWSON (“BLOOD”) COMBOS ALSO LIQUIDATED MY GRANDFATHER VICTOR DEZIOS ASSETS BEFORE HE PASSED AWAY.

    *IBID – I WROTE 2 BOOKS AND AM WRITING A THIRD BOOK THAT THEY WOULD LOVE TO LIQUIDATE BEFORE I PASSED DIED. FRANKLY, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOU LIQUIDATED MY GRANDFATHERS ASSETS BEFORE HE WAS DEAD, WHY YOU NEVER RETAINED HIM AN ATTORNEY AND WHY YOU CALLED MY DAD AN ASS HOLE.

  9. Krista Antonini Says:

    DEATH THREATS
    Someone who threatens to kill someone does not believe that a death threat is a death threat.
    #1- “I am going to kill you” is a death threat.
    #2- “Your killer” is not a death threat.

  10. Krista Antonini Says:

    Mary J. Blige Video
    visuals:
    Picasso – Bauhaus style in the begining
    Flock of Seaguls style – begining
    Police style – mid/late begining
    “Just Fine”
    Growing Pains
    Geffen
    *Cool vid.

    3 Theories about Life
    #1- Everything is Art
    #2- Everything is a Game
    #3- Everything is a Sport – Lawrence Spicer (hunter from the back woods of Lovells, Michigan)

  11. Krista Antonini Says:

    Ryan Shaw
    “Do the 45” EXCELLENT! That ruled.

    tHE rEAL wORLD fASHION sHOW
    Your supposed to beat the bunny rabbit or baby seal over the head with a club. Is that what they mean by the buckets of fake blood that they throw on the runway, because I’m sure that their a quite a few people that would club a rabbit, skin it and feed the guts to a dog right on stage for you if you would like.

  12. Krista Antonini Says:

    The “Don’s”
    #1-Don Cordaroy
    #2-Don Dezio
    #3-Don Holloway
    *me, krista, who’s getting real sick and tired of all of this bull shit.

    Currently there are 2 Units for sale in the St. Clair Country Club Condominium Association at 1940 N. River Rd.
    Unit #10- 21st Century All American
    Unit #11- Coldwell Banker Realty

  13. Krista Antonini Says:

    AZTEC SUN STONE

    MONEY
    Yea, I need money for a pack of cigarettes, so pay me for the paint job….today.

    I CAN SEE THAT YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO GET MY TAX RETURN BACK AND THAT YOU DO NOT WANT MY WAR TILE TO GO ON LOAN TO THE GERALD R. FORD MUSEUM, BUT IT IS NOT YOUR CHOICE AND IF YOU KEEP THIS LYING, STEALING, CHEATING, VESTIL VRIGIN GANG BANGING SHIT UP THE EUROPEAN BOX CUTTER AIN’T ALL YOUR GOING TO SEE…PUMPKIN.

  14. Krista Antonini Says:

    E-MAIL NUMBER TWO / FOUND IT IN THE GARAGE
    WHO IS BARAC OBAMA?
    HE’S A NIGGER. A REGULAR OLD STANDARD RUN OF THE MILL NIGGER. NOTHING SPECIAL, JUST A PLAIN OLD NIGGER.

  15. Krista Antonini Says:

    NEWSPAPERS IN THE LIBRARY / GRANHOLM
    Is that why the two day old newspaper with Granholms’ story in Lansing is flipped so that I can see the Granholm article printed on the bottom front page and it is sitting in the high podium spot that is reserved for todays newspapers? Is that why the NY Times two day old newspaper is occupying the same of four positions? Is that why there is a todays Times Herald and one paper (ny times I think) that is one day old occuping the fourth space?
    Is that why Granholm campaigned in the St. Clair Inn in St. Clair, Mi and I am supposed to be waiting on tables and working in the grocery store downtown where a customer threatened me with a box-cutter. Is that why the state is supposed to be in charge, especially over a girl like this who obviously has….what, post tramatic stress like the soldier that you just fried in the NY Times….look, there’s no war….bitch what country were you born in and what country are you working for you grahm-cracker piece of shit fucking freak show who visited Germany twice with her 2Pacing Gang Banging…look, I’m running the automotive industry freak show ass….dilusional nut case who going to run an entire axil plant out of ont community and ram it up another and say that she accomplished something when all she did was drought one community and underpay a bunch of people in another community besides the fact that she’s an “arm-ie” waving a constitution in everyones face and doing absolutely nothing for the people except putting down the only millitary who will even come close to standing up for the constitution….and besides the fact….let’s drag this bull shit out as long as possible and see if we can’t convince everyone that all the da-gos’…ha, ha, ha….are really the mob who earns their money by cheating, lieing and stinking up the joint. Let’s play on everyones predjuice and see if we can’t “get some real action going on because that will just prove my point that these daygo-nigger-jews are just a bunch of lying, cheating, stealing good for nothing freaks that….” MAYBE YOU NEED TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY.

    FEDERAL TAX RETURN
    YOU DON’T WITHOLD A WITHOLDING FORM. YOU OWE ME $607.00 AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT THE WAR TILE “ON LOAN” AND GIVE THE PEOPLE THAT FOUGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY AN OUNCE OF CREDIT FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE.

    IS THAT WHY YOU GOT OVERKILL.

  16. Krista Antonini Says:

    VOTE FOR PRESIDENT – NO VOTE
    VOTES SO FAR: ROSS PEREAU, GEORGE W. BUSH, RUDOLPH GUALIANI

  17. Krista Antonini Says:

    LOOK, MY DAD’S A BUCK SARGENT AND I GOT MY ORDERS, SO, NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP BULL SHIT YOU TRY AND PULL, IT AIN’T GOING TO WORK.
    BY THE WAY, THANKS MIT. THAT WAS COOL.


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