fake punk rock.

January 19, 2006

Today, I downloaded a couple records which had been declared punk rock, only to find that the bands are bitchy, and talentless.

Never download, or purchase any album by any of these bands:

MC Lars – The Graduate
He says he’s punk rock, and then remixes music on his laptop, and dubs in his own garbage. He says he’s from “The iGeneration”, there is nothing punk about this guy.

Son of Dork – Eddie’s Song
I only got the sampler, and I’m happy it ended that way. This band managed to combine all the worst aspects of blink182, and fallout boy into some kind of bitchrock hybrid that makes you wear pink shirts, and cry during movies at 5 times the normal rate of regular bitchrock.

If you’re a girl between the ages of 14 and 23, or if you’re a guy who grew up without a dad and was brainwashed into sacarficing his life for women, you’ll probably like these bands. Otherwise, stay far far away.

Some good stuff:

The transit war – Ah Discordia

The Quakes – PSYOPS
rock + some anti-conservative america stuff = rocks alot.

5 Responses to “fake punk rock.”

  1. adb22791 Says:

    Democrats are good, m’kay?

  2. mikey Says:

    not when they phone spam you out of sleep.

  3. You’re so lucky to be so popular.

  4. Krista Antonini Says:

    Don’t forget the Heartbreakers.
    Don’t make me list it all.

  5. Krista Antonini Says:

    St. Clair County International Airport in Kimball Township does not have a flight schedule, the airport is too small, but they have private airplanes that fly within the State of Michigan via Orzel. I hope they are not too expensive.

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