Blue27 cracks me up.

November 14, 2005

Tonight I got bored, so I went onto WHT and started looking at the statements of people i hate. Naturally, I went for Resident Fuckwit Blue27.

I looked at a few of his posts, and saw that he was up to his usual rounds; being a condescending dick whose statements make you believe he’s older than Dennis. I quickly got bored with those statements, and then i took a peak down at his signature which he uses to advertise a couple of companies he runs. Those being Hampshire Hosting, and HampShire Graphics.

The first site i visited was HampShire Hosting. Upon visiting, I immediately tried finding a company forum. Unfortunantly, I couldn’t find one. I did find a contact form he uses for support issues which he aparently made with Microsoft Frontpage. Wanna see?

<!–webbot BOT=”GeneratedScript” endspan –><form name=”FrontPage_Form1″ action=”simplescript.php” method=”POST” onsubmit=”return FrontPage_Form1_Validator(this)” language=”JavaScript”> <!–webbot bot=”SaveResults” U-File=”_private/Feeback.txt” S-Format=”TEXT/PRE” S-Label-Fields=”TRUE” B-Reverse-Chronology=”FALSE” S-Email-Format=”TEXT/PRE” S-Email-Address=”sales@hampshirehosting.ca” B-Email-Label-Fields=”TRUE” B-Email-Subject-From-Field=”TRUE” S-Email-Subject=”Email Inquiry Hampshire Hosting” S-Date-Format=”%m/%d/%Y” S-Time-Format=”%I:%M %p” S-Builtin-Fields=”REMOTE_NAME Date Time” U-Confirmation-Url=”index.html” startspan –><input TYPE=”hidden” NAME=”VTI-GROUP” VALUE=”0″><!–webbot bot=”SaveResults” i-checksum=”43374″ endspan –><table width=”444″ border=”0″ cellspacing=”0″ cellpadding=”0″> <tr> <td width=”99″><div class=”t9″ style=”padding-top:3px “> First Name:<br><img src=”images/spacer.gif” height=”10px”><br> Last NAme:<br><img src=”images/spacer.gif” height=”10px”><br> Company Name:<br><img src=”images/spacer.gif” height=”10px”><br> E-mail:<br><img src=”images/spacer.gif” height=”10px”><br> Your Comments: </div></td> <td width=”345″>  <!–webbot bot=”Validation” s-data-type=”String” b-allow-letters=”TRUE” b-allow-whitespace=”TRUE” b-value-required=”TRUE” i-minimum-length=”3″ –><input type=”text” style=”width:340px; height:18px; font-family:Tahoma; font-size:11px; border-width:1px; border-style:solid; border-color:#A9A9A9 ” name=”name” size=”50″><br><img src=”images/spacer.gif” height=”1px”><br>  <!–webbot bot=”Validation” s-data-type=”String” b-allow-letters=”TRUE” b-allow-whitespace=”TRUE” b-value-required=”TRUE” i-minimum-length=”2″ –><input type=”text” style=”width:340px; height:18px; font-family:Tahoma; font-size:11px; border-width:1px; border-style:solid; border-color:#A9A9A9 ” name=”lastname” size=”50″><br><img src=”images/spacer.gif” height=”1px”><br>  <input type=”text” style=”width:340px; height:18px; font-family:Tahoma; font-size:11px; border-width:1px; border-style:solid; border-color:#A9A9A9 ” name=”company” size=”50″><br><img src=”images/spacer.gif” height=”1px”><br>  <!–webbot bot=”Validation” b-value-required=”TRUE” i-minimum-length=”6″ –><input type=”text” style=”width:340px; height:18px; font-family:Tahoma; font-size:11px; border-width:1px; border-style:solid; border-color:#A9A9A9 ” name=”email” size=”50″><br><img src=”images/spacer.gif” height=”1px”><br>  <!–webbot bot=”Validation” b-value-required=”TRUE” i-minimum-length=”5″ –><textarea style=”width:340px; height:140px; overflow:auto; font-family:Tahoma; font-size:11px; border-width:1px; border-style:solid; border-color:#A9A9A9 ” name=”comments” cols=”50″ rows=”20″></textarea><div style=”padding-top:10px;padding-right:5px ” align=”right”> <input type=”image” src=”images/submit.jpg” width=”59″ height=”20″ name=”submit”>   </div></td> </tr></table></form>

http://hampshirehosting.ca/support.php

As if that wasn’t enough, he also runs a grossely outdated version of PHP, and His Apache Version is only .1 version out of date;

HTTP/1.x 200 OK
Date: Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:26:38 GMT
Server: Apache/1.3.33 (Unix) mod_auth_passthrough/1.8 mod_log_bytes/1.2 mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/4.3.10 FrontPage/5.0.2.2635 mod_ssl/2.8.22 OpenSSL/0.9.7a
X-Powered-By: PHP/4.3.10
Content-Type: text/html
X-Cache: MISS from squid
Proxy-Connection: close

On top of that, He doesn’t even own a dedicated server. He’s actually hosting on a VPS provided by ServInt.

Looking forward, Since registering his domain on 2003/06/21 . According to Webhosting.Info, Old Blue only hosts 10 Websites.

Now, I’m left hearing asking myself; Why doesn’t blue take time out of daily bitching schedule, and start working on improving his computing skills?

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One Response to “Blue27 cracks me up.”

  1. Krista Antonini Says:

    sales at hampshirehosting.ca ….you mean that one?


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