Archive for October, 2005

sex.

October 29, 2005

For the past couple weeks, I’ve been avoiding porno and masterbation. This past week, Any time i go more than 2 days without looking at porn, I have dreams about sex.

On the days where I do look at porn, etc. I don’t have any sex dreams. Hell, i don’t even remember the things I dream about on those days.

Hell, I think i prefer the sex dreams over normal old pornography.

It’s all very strange. I wish there was a way for me to look at porn, and still have the dreams.

That’s about it.

what the…

October 25, 2005

Going through my wordpress.com blog referers, somebody actually came to my blog while googling ‘meet the people at burger king in lakeville’

Going to that page of search results, I managed to be the 7th result on the first page.

Is this some kind of message? There is a lakeville town a few towns away. I’m not sure if there’s a burger king there, But there probably is.

Why the hell would somebody even be searching for that? Is there some promotion going on at a burger king somewhere in lakeville where you can meet some people?

Why god why?

If you were the person searching, please let me know what you were looking for.

Owen Winkler is a busy man.

October 25, 2005

yeesh.

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October 25, 2005

i like to believe virgins get into heaven by default.

fffffffffffffff

October 24, 2005

and i’m still sick.

And i’m still not doing anything

and that’s abiddy bouty it.

what?

yeah.

Dane cook is fucking funny.

fucking isn’t cheating

October 22, 2005

Hello People,

I am still sick.

Haven’t been out since monday.

I’ve been drinking theraflu, nyquil, and this tyonal flu medicine. I also got some cough drops. The theraflu seems to help, the cough drops make me cough more, and the nyquil just gives me a buzz that can only be beat with things that require a prescription.

DSL is providing me with good entertainment. I’ve downloaded a whole bunch of new albums, some new applications, and some other neat stuff.

I’m running out of hard drive space here. I’m gonna move some stuff over to my other hard drive later tonight. I’m thinking about buying a 300gb hard drive from newegg or tigerdirect.

That’s all for now. See ya later people.

ball sack

October 21, 2005

As you can read, I am sick.

Well, you couldn’t read that before i told you i was sick.

Or am i..

Ohh nevermind.

Last Night’s Dream

October 20, 2005

It seems whenever i take some kind of medicine before going to bed, I have some really far out dreams.

Last night’s dream was very strange. Somehow, adobe included software that dialed to their central offices for logging of installations, as an anti-piracy effort. Well, their software actually scheduled itself to dial in the middle of the night, to make it so that nobody noticed.

Well, I guess i missed that when installing their product, and was actually caught as a result of it.

So, I came up with a plan to pretend my computer was hacked. So, i called up to their offices, and tried to convince their support people that my computer was actually hacked. When i got on the phone with somebody, he told me to save my story for the cops, because they would be at my house in a matter of minutes.

I wasn’t awake long enough for the cops to get to my house. But i did try coming up with a plan to format, but i was afraid the cops would think i formatted my comptuer on purpose. I was really worried, because i thought they could just subpoena my ISP’s router logs to find out what i was really doing.

The whole thing was very very strange

soon turned out, had a heart of glass

October 19, 2005

I am fucking sick.

Not only in the head, But also in the sinus, and the throat.

And i’m fucking miserable.

I just took some tyonal daytime flu stuff.

I don’t have the flu, but i do have some things that were listed on teh package.

things like “sore throat”

and save the blowjob jokes people, that’s way too predictable of an insult.

Yesterday i rode my bike out into town and the usual route.

They have put up some big walls on the bridge they’re constructing for the pollyann trail.

the ups man came this morning with my cds, and cd accessories.

and i don’t feel like saying anything else..

soon turned out, had a heart of glass

October 19, 2005

I am fucking sick.

Not only in the head, But also in the sinus, and the throat.

And i’m fucking miserable.

I just took some tyonal daytime flu stuff.

I don’t have the flu, but i do have some things that were listed on teh package.

things like “sore throat”

and save the blowjob jokes people, that’s way too predictable of an insult.

Yesterday i rode my bike out into town and the usual route.

They have put up some big walls on the bridge they’re constructing for the pollyann trail.

the ups man came this morning with my cds, and cd accessories.

and i don’t feel like saying anything else..