i have a stalker? Coooooooooooool

September 20, 2005

Last night i went searching through WHT for “Oxford, MI” because i was looking for a word i had previously used when describing something happening with my town. In the search results was This thread, which was started by WHT’s Resident Gremlin / Blithering idiot; The Doctor.

In this thread, Laurie (that’s his real name) went on to ask questions about the town i live in. As well as information about an organization whose address and telephone number i included in my old imikey.com whois records. He also asked if any other WHT members lived there, my guess is so he could send some people out to find me, and who knows.. probably just spy on me or something.

I find the idea of someone stalking me both hilarious, and a frightening. Most of the fear comes from the fact that I’ve seen laurie’s photo, and he looks like he comes from a long line of mass murderers. Hell, he’s probably ready to skin the bodies of all my family members, and line the walls of his cave with our skin. Will i let this stop me from insulting him at any given chance? Of course not. Simply because i know he probably doesn’t have enough money to buy a plane ticket from his home in australia, all the way out here to oxford, Michigan.

Really, what’s the worst that could happen? The guy’s like 50. Do you think a 50 year old could actually beat up a 22 year old? He’d have to have a mighty sharp spear (i hear they still use those where he lives) in order to do any real damage. Ya know if he saves up for 2 or 3 years to buy a plane ticket, that he’s not going to be able to afford any good weaponary.

Anyway, I just had to share that with everyone. Laurie will probably be reading this entry a few minutes after i hit the publish button. Hey baby 🙂


One Response to “i have a stalker? Coooooooooooool”

  1. Krista Antonini Says:

    My suggestion would be “on the Road” by Jack Keroac.

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