fucking excercise.

August 5, 2005

hey people.

i’m fairly drunk right now, you can only guess how many times i had to hit the backspace key while typing this statement alone.

For the past 3 days, i’ve been doing this workout thing. Every night around 11 or 12, I’ll go out and ride my bike down the bike path, through oxford lakes, back out the other end, and back home. The whole thing takes about a half hour, i keep motivation up by thinking of all the premium ass that’ll be available once i lose all this weight.

This diet and excercise thing… it’s fuckin’ rough. I’ve been trying to avoid fattening food, but it seems that’s the only stuff that’s available around this house. We have a shit load of ramen, little debbie snack cakes, franco american junk, and god awful unhealthy soup lying around, but we have very little healthy food.

I asked the mom to buy a bunch of salad kits for me to eat for various meals. I’m gonna start drinking only water, but the big problem there is i’m gonna end up having to refill our britta fridge 4 or 5 times per day.

I need to lose this weight. Not just because of the social benefits, but because i’m honestly in fear of dying of a heart attack at 25. My life will be so much god damn better once i lose this weight.

Anyway, here’s what i’m drinking tonight. As far as i know, i’m the original creator of this drink. I wrote the following directions at my new forum – talkbooze.com.

What you need:

  • a 20oz cup
  • Tequila
  • 1 can of diet, or regular unchilled black cherry pop
  • 1 Lemon
  • a few cubes of ice

Optional Ingredients

  • It may be okay to use salt in the drink. It is a little sweet. I didn’t find it too sweet, but if it throws you off on the first drink, i recommend you throw a little salt in there.

Directions

  • Take can of black cherry pop, and dump it into the cup. This should take up about 40% of the cup
  • Take tequila, and pour it in until the cup is about 70% full.
  • Take lemon, and slice it into fourths. Take 1 slice, and squeeze it over the cup. Once it’s all squeezed out, drop the lemon into the cup.
  • 4) Dump the ice cubes into the drink

Stir throroughly until you can no longer smell the tequila. After that, you’re good to go.

Yeah, i know it’s bad that i’m drinking pop.

laterios people.

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One Response to “fucking excercise.”

  1. Krista Antonini Says:

    Death toll – aprox. 70 on INT scale.


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