deep thoughts at 6:35AM

February 26, 2005

For the past few years, I have realized that god controls pretty much every aspect of my life.

Weather it be for the better, or for the worst. God controls my entire life.

But, this is not to say that I have no power in my life. I hold a large portion of the control.

For you see, god makes decisions regarding what will happen in my life based on the way i handle my free time.

One of the largest contributing factors of god’s decisions in my life rests solely on a particularly bad habit of mine – masterbation.

And i know you don’t want to hear this. But it is actually completely true (or so i believe).

See.. it’s like this.

If i go more than 2 days without masterbating, god will reward me by handing a good judgement my way. Examples of this include easy work which pays alot of money, or a simple day where nothing will go wrong.

If i masturbate 1 day after that, and not do it for a few days after that; God will completely balance my life with nothing good or bad happening.

If i masterbate more than 2 days in a row, God will hand a bad day my way. This may include one of my previous jobs failing, and the person needing more help, or the people i live with may treat me badly for a day.

Sometimes, god will exchange a single bad day with something very major. Such as the death of a friend, and or family member. We’ll get to that later.

But, god’s decisions are not completely based on masterbation. Sometimes, it can be a result of another form of immoral activity. Examples of this include treating another person badly, and sometimes drinking too much.

Back on the issue of deaths of family members. I recently came to realize that any time i stop thinking of someone i believe will die soon, that that person will in fact die, or sometimes someone who is closely related to that person will die.

A month ago, My grandfather went into the hospital after i stopped thinking about him for about 3 weeks. It was due to heavy praying to god, that he survived.

Prior to that, i had always believed that the mother of our close family friends: The Shays would die. Only a month after i stopped thinking about them, the father of that family died.

There are numerous other people that i make sure to not stop thinking about. These people include my grandma and grandpa, my uncle luke, my nana (grandmother), my parents, and numerous other people who shall go unnamed, because he’d probably be freaked out if he read his name in this part of this blog entry.

Now, i know after reading all this you’re fairly certain that I have gone completely insane, and after reading all this over again myself, I have to agree with you.

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5 Responses to “deep thoughts at 6:35AM”

  1. Vicious Says:

    nah, man…this isnt God. its KARMA!!! aye, she’s a harsh mistress lady karma, but the rules of karma ALWAYS apply! just remember. buddha loves u and jesus saves…but even buddha gets upset after 3 times!

  2. mikey Says:

    But who enforces karma? That’s probably god.

  3. Krista Antonini Says:

    MASTER-BAIT CONTINUED (I LOOKED THIS ONE UP BY SEARCH)
    #1-MASTER-BAIT IS JAIL BAIT.
    #2-FELIX THE CAT IS KIDDIE PORN.
    #3-GETTING OFF THE SUBJECT MIGHT HELP.

  4. Krista Antonini Says:

    MAFIA GANG BANGING, WHITE SUPREMICY AND IT’S RELATION TO PORN, KIDDIE PORN AND PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF RUDE AFFECTION
    #1- One will notice many different types of rude public displays of affection via the afore mentioned scenario, these include:
    a) death threats over the telephone.
    b) actual physical rude behavior in public.
    c) plastic coverings on the kitchen table and/or sofa.
    d) a “just kidding” attitude.
    e) physical damage such as repeated concussions (no need to look) and repeted facial structural damage such as a nose that has been broken at least 6 times (before and after repair).
    f) death threats in person.
    g) a “let’s try to kill it and see if it lives” kind of attitude.

    *maybe I’m out of my skull. it’s not like they haven’t tried.

  5. new agers Says:

    good to relax with nature outdoors

    new age religion link web


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